| There are two things I'm bound to address here. Let's start with the easier one first. I'd like to congratulate whoever came up with the idea that I am Basque Grand's daughter. That must have required a fair amount of creativity, and a sick, sick mind. And I say that in a good way. I haven't laughed so hard since the Fullmetal auction fiasco. I knew there was a reason I still followed the publicity rags.
Oh, and anyone who's seen my breasts up close can testify that these babies are the real deal. ...Before anyone asks, this is not an invitation for fans to see for themszelves. ^_^
But now, on to the more serious situation on hand. Where dubious parentage and breast augmentation can be funny, under the right circumstances, claims of someone's death are not. Once again, I will officially state that Wrath, otherwise known as Hoju, is alive and well. Rumors such as this can cause a good deal of emotional pain, as can be attested by those who planned the 3:00 am funerals, and planned to attend them. There is a line, as far as emotional manipulation is concerned, and I believe this article has crossed it. Now, maybe I'm being too uptight, or lacking the right sense of humor, but I don't find causing the fans distress particularly funny.
Also, considering everything that went on right before, the timing couldn't have been more inappropriate. Really, whoever this is has managed to take things too far.
In short, I'd like to appologize to those who were affected by the rumors, and thank those who didn't buy into the hype. That's my take on all of this.
~ Lust | comments: 14 comments or Leave a comment   |
| It seems I've yet to introduce myself here. This shall be remedied.
You all know me as Wrath, or sometimes Hoju. Don't bother asking where that second one comes from. In case any of you weren't aware, I do vocals for this insanity in the guise of a band. Come along down to our upcoming performance of Hamlet to get a nice earful. Though do ignore my dear friend Envy's whining a few posts down, he's just jealous as usual. (why do you think we call him 'Envy', anyway?)
Hm, I suppose before I go I should say something about some of that recent press. Except there really isn't anything to say about it. It's a private matter, I'd recommend you not waste your time in a futile attempt to get "answers".
-Wrath | | comments: 8 comments or Leave a comment |
| With the recent release of the article, I would like to say that no one from finsternis will be answering questions at this time. Also please stop calling our production offices. It would be greatly appreciated.
~Sloth | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Envy here, bringing all you fans the latest news.
As some of you may know we, the members of Finsternis will be soon be performing again -- our very own rock rendition of the opera Hamlet. Take a step back into the past and join Hamlet, Ophelia, Gertrude, Claudius, Laertes and the rest of the gang in their story.
The star of the show (those management people are funny in the head, what are they THINKING?! Giving the lead role to the insuf-- nevermind) with the title role will be Wrath. Break a leg, kid. Or both of them so I can take your part.
I myself will have the role of Ophelia, the supposed love of Hamlet's life or whatever you want to call it. Whoever decided that one deserves a good knock in the head and oh will they hear about it when all is said and done, but hey, you all get to see me in a dress and sing about flowers and pretend to take orders from people. Guess androgyny has its upsides and downsides sometimes.
Our ever intriguing Lust will be playing the part of Hamlet's mother, Gertrude, with Sloth as her husband and Hamlet's uncle, Claudius.
Greed will be playing Laertes, Ophelia's brother. Unfortunately (for you fans -- and maybe Lust) I don't think this will be requiring him to strip at any point in the show, sorry ladies and gents. Maybe afterwards you can get lucky. Or better yet.
Keep your damn pants on, Greed.
With that said, even I need my beauty sleep and thus I must leave you. More details about the when and where later. Hope to see you all at the show!
-Envy | | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment |
| Hello everyone, Sloth speaking.
Like the other members, I would like to thank all of our loyal fans for the support and success of our first live concert. It’s touching. *smile*
Also, for those of you wondering about the photo Lust and I posed for. That was not my idea. But I'm good friends with Lust, so take it however you'd like.
~Sloth | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | my hot and sexy voice | | Subject: | All hail | | Time: | 07:00 pm |
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| For Envy is here.
As you well know, our first live rocked the house, much more than that loserly band 'Coeur d'Acier'. Who the hell does that Fullmetal freak think he is? To think I'd actually want to be teased by that cock, don't you just WISH you could get near me you wannabe sideshow freak skank. Please. Spare me. Finsternis will kick your pussy band's ass any day of the week.
Thanks to all you fan-types who went to the concert and ordered our new cd, Malice Sin. You rock, and the gifts weren't that bad either. More for me next time though.
Oh, and to the person I threw my mocha latte at: You owe me $2.50.
News, news. Yeah, Lust said it. Gluttony's out and for the record, it's NOT my fault he got sick off my cooking. Tastes fine to me. Hell I didn't even know he COULD get food poisoning considering all the weird things he likes to eat.
Lust: shut up.
CD sales seem to be doing well and possibly all I have to thank for that is you, the fans, and my own sexy vocals. (And possibly the rest of the band)
And I suppose to end it, keep on supporting Finsternis and maybe at the next show someone'll get lucky enough to get my top.
-The ever-sexy asskicking leader, Envy. | | comments: 51 comments or Leave a comment |
| Hello, everyone! This is Lust speaking. Have you all been good recently? No? I’m happy to say, neither have I. *purrs* Use your imagination as you see fit, regarding that last statement.
Seriously, though, I would like to thank our fans for making our first major live concert a truly memorable experience. I’m looking forward to hearing from you, and seeing you at future events, as, I’m sure, are my band mates.
Speaking of which:
As Pride mentioned, at our last interview, Gluttony has been released from the hospital, after a bout of food poisoning. He appreciates your concern (especially the kind of concern that manifests in edible presents, which he has been receiving in abundance).
Secondly, it appears that Greed has gotten several offers of money (and other commodities – again, feel free to use your imagination) for the pants he wore during the concert. Now, now; what would he wear if he were to sell those pants? Why, he’d have to go around naked! Hm… Not a bad idea, actually. Keep making those offers, ladies and gentlemen. You never know what might happen… *wink*
Note: I’m sorry I have to be the one to debunk this rumor, but the ‘Official Finsternis Outfits (Clothes worn by the band)’ sold on E-b@y are 100% fake. Any sales of official merchandise like that will be mentioned here first, and sold through our official channels.
Mmm… I don’t want to end my message on such a depressing note, do I? Instead, I’ll remind you that Finsternis’s new single, “Malice Sin”, is now available in stores. So go and buy them. (And if you see Envy, running up to him and asking for autographs is highly encouraged. He just loves it.)
That’s all for now. Even Sins need their rest, after all. Good night, and very, very pleasant dreams.
~ Lust | | comments: 33 comments or Leave a comment |
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